While I’m On The Topic Of Games….
Get that Lollipop Chainsaw shit outta my life and fast. That’s some dumbass shit and I don’t care that it exists. I imagine the conversation for the development of that game went like this:
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Bob: Let’s get a big titted, short skirt wearin’, blonde cheerleader with chainsaws to battle zombies! Gamers will eat that up!
John: Great idea Bob! We’ll be rich!
Bob: Don’t forget the generic high school and repetitive hack and slash gameplay!
John: Of course not! Do you think I’m stupid!?
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And gamers are doing just that. Eating this shit up; the worst are these fandom blogs about it. It reminds me a lot of that shitty movie Sucker Punch that came out a few years back. It’s basically the same thing: a mixture of categories that nerds/geeks stereotypically like —in this case cheerleaders, zombies, and violence—and will flock to without a second glance.
Just watched a trailer for this game a second ago. The protagonist….Juliet I think? Just ended the trailer saying “Bring it on douchebag. I’m gonna F, You, up!”
How is this appealing?
Favourite Films » American History X (1998)
Hate is baggage. Life’s too short to be pissed off all the time. It’s just not worth it.
I Mean…
I really want to be excited for Metal Gear Rising: Revengence (God damn that name is so shitty) but I just….I just can’t.
Really hope I’m wrong.
Deadpooled Avengers by Zach Jordan
Artist deviantart (via: timetravelandrocketpoweredapes)
Time traveler troubles? I know that feel, bro.
E3 2012 Is BASICALLY Here.
Getting more and more excited about this year.
- Microsoft Press Conference
- Nintendo Press Conference
- Sony Press Conference (I’ll get in somehow)
- Press Conference Press Conference
I love this time of year. So fun….so busy…..so DAMN BUSY.
Avengers/Winnie the Pooh mashup illustrations by C.P. Wilson III.
“Most artists take years to develop their style, Thierry seemed to miss out on all those bits.”
Helveticards – brilliant minimalist playing cards for design nerds, a fine addition to these creative playing card decks.
New images of Ryan Gosling in Only God Forgives
Only God Forgives has released a new batch of black and white images of a battered and bruised Ryan Gosling looking moody for the camera.
Gosling can be seen here sporting a look perhaps best described as “hooligan chic”, offsetting his sharp suit with a pair of black eyes and what looks to be a broken nose…
SHIT.
- No new business cards for E3
- No money to buy them
- No time to get them to me before Tuesday if I acquired said money
- Can’t use old ones because I don’t write for that old site anymore
Hmmmmmmm…………..
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